What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 19:17

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
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You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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A View to a Kill
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.